My friend Cammie posted this on her blog and I thought it was cute. So I asked Tre (first answer) and Belle (second answers) to finish these common sayings:
The only thing we have to fear is…TORNADO'S, COMPUTERS
What goes up...A BALL, AN ELEVATOR
A bird in the hand…IS EATING, BITES YOUR FINGER OFF
Many hands make…A LOT OF FINGERS, A HUGE HAND
Only the strong...WIND, CAN LIFT UP THE SUN
Lightening never strikes…TIRES
Pitter-patter of…PITTER PATTER PITTER PATTER, FLOWERS
Beggars can’t be…NOT ANNOYING, BIG
Waist not...TIME, A CAR
I’m so hungry I could…EAT MY SHOES, EAT STRAWBERRIES AND APPLES
Like a bat out of…A CAVE, BEES
There’s a sucker born…TO BE A SUCKER, ON MAY 28TH (TRE'S B-DAY)
Give me liberty or…JUSTICE, YOU PAY THE CONSEQUENCES
You say potato, I say…HOT, STRAWBERRY
Money is the root of…RICHES, BUYING A CAR
When in Rome…DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, DESTROY THE WORLD
Early to bed…GIVES YOU MORE SLEEP, YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR
Beauty is…WONDERFUL, T.V.
He’s treading on…THE TRAMP, WOOD
Practice makes…BETTER, SOCCER
Haste makes…LESS TIME, A STORM
Waste not…GETS YOU THERE ON TIME, APPLES
A chip off the old…MAN, EYE
A penny saved is…SAVING, LIFE
When the cat’s away…THE DOGS HAVE A PARTY
You can lead a horse to water but…YOU CAN'T MAKE HIM JUMP OVER A HOUSE, ...A CACTUS
My love is like…SWEET, PEOPLE
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask…DO WE HAVE THE RIGHT, YOUR TALKING TOE
A watched pot…BUBBLES, BOILS
Four score and seven years ago,…I HIT A HOME RUN, PLAYED BASKETBALL
Too many cooks…MAKES NOISES, BOILS
If at first you don’t succeed…YOU GET A 'B', YOU ASK SOMEONE
There’s no place like…HOME, HOME
A chain is only as strong as…A TIGER, WIND
Don’t cry over…A WHISTLE, IF YOU CAN'T HAVE CANDY
A fool and his money are…STUPID, A THOUSAND DOLLARS
Two heads are better than…A HUNDRED, ONE
A journey of a thousand miles…MAKES YOU TIRED, YOUR TIRE POPS
Look before you…FLY DOWN THE STAIRS,CROSS THE STREET
Always a bridesmaid never…WEIRD, KISSED
Actions speak louder than…TRUMPETS, DRUMS
It’s like taking candy from…A BABY, PEOPLE
You can’t teach an old dog…TO DO A BACK FLIP, TO PLAY BASKETBALL
If you can’t stand the heat…COOL DOWN, YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE PLAYROOM
When it rains it… STORMS, FLOODS THE HOUSE
If you love something…MARRY IT, HUG IT
Half a loaf is better than…A THOUSAND LOAVES, MY BUTT
Happy as a…TIGER, FROG
The grass is always greener…WHEN IT'S WET, THAN DRIED GRASS
Tie goes to the...SHIRT, STORE
Money doesn’t grow on…BUSHES, GRASS
Two wrongs…EQUAL 'B-', YOU GET AN 'F'
Nip it in the…PANTS, PAN
Laugh and the world…BLOWS UP, WILL WAKE UP
A picture is worth…A FRAME, A HEAD
April showers bring…APRIL FOOLS DAY
Where there’s a will there’s…HOLY MAMMOTHS!, CAT
Better late than…ON TIME, A BOOK
You can’t judge a book…TO DO A BACK FLIP, TO BRUSH IT'S OWN HAIR
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
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1 comments:
That was so so so funny. You're kids came up with the best answers. My favorite one from Tre was Many hands make...a lot of fingers (so literal and true). My favorite from Belle was, don't cry over...if you can't have candy.
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